Pony Express

I love my family. And this anger is no way directed towards them.. but towards UPS. (written september2008)


1. UPS SUCKS

2. UPS LIES

3. UPS delivers packages to your house when you CANNOT be there

4. UPS does not allow you to schedule delivery for a time when you WILL be there

5. UPS doesnt ring the doorbell when they do show up.

6. UPS does not care where you live, and they dont care if you dont have any means to get to their main office in Warwick. Even if you can walk to a smaller UPS location in Providence, NO! that would be $40 for them to hold your package there. They refuse to hold your package at a different location. Only at the Main office will they hold you package. END OF STORY

7. UPS is the devil.

8. UPS is supposed to check the box on the delivery slip that gives you approximate times of delivery, but NOPE! why would they give you any glimmer of hope.. or yanno.. a way to try to schedule yourself to be home when they might deliver the package.

9. The pony Express is AWESOME!

10. Ponies are love.

11. Who doesnt love ponies?

12. Um really. Lets get serious folks. The pony express is clearly the most efficient and accurate way of mail and package delivery. And dont fool yourself. UPS SUCKS!